because i love Bleach for its versitility in 'oddly works' crack pairings... name some of yours or throw one out that sounds weird...
i'm and avid (read: THE) shipper of Komamura and SoiFong... but for my submission of 'crack' as in pure, unadalterated CRACK, i submit:
Shihouin Yoruichi (the black cat crazy ninja woman) and Grimmjow Jaegerjaques (blue panther Sexta Espada)...
i even wrote pure crack for it, because i was giggling with another author about 'pairing logic' and submitted the idiocy that was 'they're cats' :3