Recruiting Policy

You know what I wrote for Kamicolo if he ever called me gay again... I'll do the same to you without the anesthetics and force it down your throat if you EVER utter those words to me again... k?

Ok ok. BUT! Can you dance?

People say so but i highly doubt tgat they arn't partly blind or something, whey?

Ps. You better be careful of what you say next...

I will dance battle you anytime anywhere! And can you ACT?

Now acting I can do.

I can asure you you'd win the dance battle at the cost of your life my friend

Indeed.

Sorry I haven't been around here lately...been too busy hiding bodies...and feeding them to smile, but you know how it is.

Oh wait...you don't. Hmhmhah!

Ha..ha..ha....

U-uuuhh...f-fear...the K-k-kazekage!!

Wait, who am I kidding? All you got is a freaking knife and I have that, made out of sand, and MORE! Come at me bro!

He has a knife, psychotic sense of humer, killer intent and onows 64 different ways to kill you with it bro... Trust me, u dont wana anger him.

Dont worry Jeff i know how it is, I've been forced to cut back on killing, cause the police here have gotten smarter...

I'd listen to him...Kakashi Attacke. I can take you anytime, anywhere.

And to Kid, really? ...Did you dispose of the bodies after you were finished? Feed them to some animal, a pet that you might have? I do, it works well. Though on occasion, I join my dog Smile in eating her dinner. We actually taste rather...zesty.

Especially good with barbeque sauce, though. Damn, now I'm hungry.

Hah! Don't make me laugh. You can eat all the corpses you want, but can you eat sand? *raises giant sand claw because I am the Kazekage and say that I do so so shut up*

Nice, I have place to burn them. I prefer to kill with as little blood and evedence as posable, but the missing persons reports are starting to pile up so the cops can't stay stupid for long... I have a... Special way of dealing with my... Pray. I have tried the devowering thing, but the people here don't tast so nice and the meet's either stringy or though... life is cruel

*pulls out knife* Hmhmha! Bring it on, Attacke.

And, to kid, the missing person reports get on my nerves...but that's why I roam around. So that way they don't catch on to me easily. What also helps is that to me it seems that the police is as dumb as a box of rocks. One time a police man actually saw me and pointed his gun to shoot. He didn't shoot. Just stood there like an idiot.

Oh yeah, and have you tried children meat? It's the best, in my opinion. Nice and tender, slightly juicy, that is, if you cook it.

I shall avenge the children!! Sand Tsunami!

Hahaha, good luck with that kid, u aint geona get far...

I did try the devowering thing befor but the people here taist terable, so i try to leave as littel blood as posable... Thats not going so well... I also have a place i go to to burn the bodys and in some casses i have... Other ways...

Hm, well, I usually leave it up to my dog, she's a master at hiding bodies. Yeah, that sucks that your people don't taste good though... And what do you mean by...other methods...?

I'm affraid i'm not alowed to divulge that information at this stage, but i'm working on it